- Written, produced, mixed & mastered by Blake Robinson
- Electric & Bass Guitars by Blake Robinson
- Vocals by Gloom Darkheart & Blake Robinson
- Lyrics by Blake Robinson
A little jiggle and a lot of questionable explanations. "Num Num Num Num" follows Blake and Gloom through a world of peg-legged dancers, lonely celebrities and bodies with the texture of carrots.
There's a unicorn, half a giraffe and something deep-fried floating around in space. None of it makes much sense, but everybody seems to know the chorus. Bring your pocket watch.
(Chorus)
NumNumNumNum touch my body
C'mawn and touch my body
NumNumNumNum touch my body
C'mawn and touch my body
(Verse)
I can see by the way that you're looking at me
That you wanna have a tiny little touch of my body
So go ahead, have a touch, cos it feels so nice
'got the texture of carrots.. and it tastes like rice
I make it jiggle in the sun and jiggle in the rain
Jiggle in your eyes and jiggle in your brain
Jiggle on the floor and jiggle in the mirror
Jiggle on the ceiling
Fricka fricka fricka fresh little jiggle, rides like a pony
Does anybody know if his real name's Tony?
Barbra Streisand alone on a dock
If you don't like it you can suck my pocket watch
(Chorus)
NumNumNumNum touch my body
C'mawn and touch my body
NumNumNumNum touch my body
C'mawn and touch my body
(Verse)
Well I once had a wiggle and his name was Greg
And every time that he would jiggle he would jump on his pegleg
I got a half shilling and a hand full of doodie
And I'd really really like it if you'd shake ya bootie
Everybody dance.. and remove your underpants
Oh my Gosh! It's the attack of the killer ants
Oh I once had a date with a unicorn
We went back to mine and we looked at porn
Albert Fletcher alone on a raft
With a hippo, a lion and half a giraffe
One plays the strings, one plays the brass
And the other just sits there smoking some grass
Meanwhile up in space a long time ago
Was a man and a chicken and a deep fried afro
And a nun and a jeep and a packet of crisps
And the empty wrapper of a Cadbury's Wispa
(Chorus)
NumNumNumNum touch my body
C'mawn and touch my body
NumNumNumNum touch my body
C'mawn and touch my body
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